17
Sep
A guy was standing in the bus, when something knocks repeataidly on his shoulder. He turns around to find a strange shaped creature standing beside him.
The guy: Who are you, you scared me?
The creature: Dont be afraid, I am your friend Mac from mars and I am on a visit to your planet
The guy: Excuse me friend, but what are these four holes in your face?
The creature: They are my eyes.
The guy: And what are these eight buttons?
The creature: They are my ears.
The guy: But excuse me brother, how you are macking sex to each other?
The creature: By knocking on the shoulders of others!!!