1. Look at the size of his putter

2. Oh shit my shafts all bent



3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker



4. After 18 holes I can barely walk



5. My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip



6. Lift your head and spread your legs



7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired



8. Just turn your back and drop it



9. Hold up.. Ive got to wash my balls



10. Damn, I missed the hole again