25 signs youve grown up (off to old folks)
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- Your potted plants stay alive.
- Having sex in a twin size bed is absurd.
- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
- You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as dressed up.
- Youre the one calling the police because those darn kids next door dont know how to turn down the stereo.
- Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- You dont know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
- Dinner and a movie – The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
- You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- I just cant drink the way I used to replaces Im never going to drink that much again.
- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You dont drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
- You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesnt apply to you.
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