06
May

50 Ways to Appreciate Life

1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.

2. Smile more, –it might get you a free beer.

3. Complain less. –It might get you a free beer.

4. Surprise a friend with a call. — It might get you a free beer.

5. Develop your gifts. — You might need them.

6. Count your blessings. — You might need these too!

7. Talk to someone in an elevator. — Particularly ones with Arctic Cat jackets on, or those carrying beer.

8. Breathe consciously once in a while. — This cures snoring.

9. Enjoy sneezes — and stay behind the one sneezing.

10. Appreciate that your leg isnt broken, — unless you are an actor.

11. Be unique, –it demonstrates difference!

12. Sing in the shower. — With a friend!

13. Put your shoes on the wrong feet and laugh at yourself, — or have someone laugh at you.

14. Make someones day, — or night.

15. Stand on your head. — For a free beer!

16. Stare at the world above you. — Hopefully not from under a bar.

17. Play with an animal. — Be sure it is one which cannot eat you!

18. Slurp Jell-O. –Add Vodka for flavor.

19. Do something unplanned. — Plan to do it this weekend!

20. Plan to do something and have it go as planned. — This is hard!

21. Stand back and look in. — Tell my wife this when shopping all the time.

22. Appreciate a paradox — paradox a appreciate.

23. Dive in. — Naked!

24. Get grass stains. — Naked 🙂

25. Wave your hands in the air.– Use the middle finger at birds.

26. Swim with the fishes. — Again, naked.

27. Make maple syrup. — Dont use pine juice.

28. Climb a tree. –Dont climb a pine.

29. Spin in a circle once while walking to class. — Dont fall in a mud puddle.

30. Tell someone they look nice. — You look nice.

31. Collect something, — like taxes from the tax collector!

32. Walk barefoot every chance you get. — Even in the snow!

33. Build a sand castle, — or a snowman.

34. Walk with no destination. — Talk with no destination.

35. When all your exams are done, treat yourself to an ice cream cone. — OK I WILL! Then a beer.

36. Entertain yourself by making faces. — bend over and see if they look the same.

37. Dont just listen, try to hear. –Then try to listen to a friend.

38. Wear shoes until theyre so old they wont stay on your feet. –Then wear them swimming.

39. Appreciate the primary colors. — Know them!

40. When you wake up, realize youre alive. — Promise not to use vulgarities.

41. Walk in the rain, — with a bar of soap.

42. Blow bubbles, — in the tub!

43. Make the most of where you are. — Ride an Arctic Cat!

44. Jump as high as you can. — Come down on an empty beer can, and recycle it.

45. Dance — in bed

46. Talk less and say more. –Carry a BIG stick.

47. Exercise before you diet. — 12 oz. curls dont count do they?

48. Learn to play chess. — That and Linear Algebra may come in handy.

49. Sit by a river. — With a beer, on an Arctic Cat.

50. Never lose your sense of humor. — You will need it!

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