A Columbia Maryland Yuppies wife was kidnapped

A Columbia Maryland Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the Turf Valley Country Club at ten oclock the next day if he ever wanted to see his wife alive again.

He didnt arrive until almost 12:30. A masked man stepped out from behind some bushes and growled, What the hell took ya so long? Youre over two hours late.

Hey! Give me a break. whined the Yuppie. I have a 27 handicap.

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