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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, Harry what is your problem? Harry answered, Im too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principals office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.Principal: What is 3 x 3?Harry: 9.Principal: What is 6 x 6?Harry: 36.And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, I think Harry can go to the third-grade.Ms Brooks says to the principal, Let me ask him some questions? The principal and Harry both agree.Ms Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?Harry, after a moment Legs.Ms Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?Harry: Pockets.Ms Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into?Harry: PantsMs Brooks: Whats starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?Harry: CoconutMs Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.Harry: BubblegumMs Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.Harry: Shake handsMs Brooks: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of qu