1. Be thankful you havent been spammed!

2. Be thankful your computer isnt down!

3. Be thankful your favorite forum isnt down!

4. Be thankful you dont have The Good Times virus!

5. Be thankful your server isnt down!

6. Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse!

7. Be thankful no one knows who you really are!

8. Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didnt gain a pound!

9. Be thankful your 28 year old cyberfriend really isnt 72!

10. Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection!

11. Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!