A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their
wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a
traditional service,they opted for the contemporary.

On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate
route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his
pants legs to keep his trousers dry.

When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into
the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

Pull down your pants, whispered the pastor.

Uh, Reverend, Ive changed my mind, the groom responded. I think I
would prefer the traditional service.