Adam and Eve.

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

Youre running around with other women, she charged.

Youre being unreasonable, Adam responded.

Youre the only woman on earth!

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.

What do you think youre doing? Adam demanded.

Counting your ribs, said Eve!

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