After 60 Years of Marriage

An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch one evening, when the wife picks up her cane and whaps her husband across the shins.

Jesus Christ, woman! What the hell was that for? he yells.

Thats for 60 years of bad sex. she replies.

A few minutes later, the husband picks up his cane and whaps his wife across the shins.

Ow!! she yells. What the hell was THAT for??

The husband looks at her and says, Thats for knowing the difference.

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