A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 oclock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.

The blonde replies, Okay youre on. Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, I cant accept this money. I watched the 5 oclock news and saw the man jump then.

No, you have to take it, says the blonde. I watched the 5 oclock news too, but I didnt think he would do it again.

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