Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when were kids? If youre less than 10 years old, youre so excited about aging that you think in fractions. How old are you?…. Im four and a half ….Youre never 36 and a half….youre four and a half going on five!



Thats the key. You get into your teens, now they cant hold you back. You jump to the next number. How old are you? Im gonna be 16. You could be 12, but youre gonna be 16.



And then the greatest day of your life happens….you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony….you BECOME 21…YES!!!



But then you turn 30….ooohhh what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk….He TURNED, we had to throw him out. Theres no fun now.



Whats wrong?? What changed?? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then youre PUSHING 40…..stay over there, its all slipping away……..



You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, youre PUSHING 40, you REACH 50…..and your dreams are gone.



Then you MAKE IT to 60…..you didnt think youd make it!!!!



So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, youre PUSHING 40, you REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60……then you build up so much speed you HIT 70!



After that, its a day by day thing. After that, you HIT Wednesday…. You get into your 80s, you HIT lunch. You TURN 4:30, my grandmother wont even buy green bananas….its an investment you know, and maybe a bad one.



And it doesnt end there….into the 90s you start going backwards…. I was JUST 92…



Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again…. Im 100 and a half!!!!