I have one

Your husband will have one

Your mother uses your fathers one

And your auntie uses your uncles one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesnt use his one

Madonna doesnt have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

While the Pakistanis usually have long ones

After your marriage your husband will give you his one?

Longer or shorter you have to take his one.

Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.

Do you want one?

How long do you want?

Which one is your preferred one?

Long one or short one

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What you are thinking of?

Are you sure?

Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?

You Dirty mind!!!