A woman puts an ad in the paper for a husband. In her ad she includes the three
things that shes looking for in a husband:

She wants a man who wont beat her.
She wants a man that wont leave her.
She wants a really great lover.

A few days later the doorbell rings. The woman opens the door to find a man with
no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair on her porch. She says, How may I help
you?

He replies that he is there to answer her ad in the paper.

She says, Oh, but I am looking for a man that wont beat me.

He replies, I have no arms. How can I beat you?

She says, Ok, but I want someone who wont leave me.

And he replies, I have no legs and if you take away my wheelchair I cant even
move. How could I leave you?

She nods her head and says, Well, what I really want is a great lover.

The man looks at her and says, Lady, how do you think I rang the doorbell?!