Another Micheal Jackson Joke!

A pilot, the President, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.

The pilot says Well, Im the pilot so i have to live, so he jumps out with a parachute.

The President says Well Im the President and I have to run the country so i should live,

But what about the kids? said the librarian.

Screw the kids said the President.

I already did said Micheal Jackson.

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