13
Sep

Bad day

I knew today was going to be a bad one. I got my dental adhesive and my preperation H mixed up. Now my gums have shrunk so much that my teeth keep falling out and I may never be able to go to the bathroom again.

Then I got my nose spray and my eyedrops mixed up. The red has gone out of my nose and the tears in my eyes have dried up so I cannot see.

Poured beer on my rice crispies… They went snap crackle burp.

Think I will go back to bed if that damn cat has not taken over the bed.

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