This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?

Joe says, Well hell, whats the matter?

The Man says, Well, my son has just come home from college and I found out hes gay.

Joe says, Man thats terrible, and gives the man his whiskey and beer.

Two weeks go by and the same man goes to the bar… He walks in and says, Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8 shots of whiskey and 8 bottles of beer?

Joe says, Well hell, whats the matter this time?

The man says, Well my other boy just come home from college and I found out that HES gay.

Joe says, Man, thats a damn shame, and fixes him up with the beer and whiskey.

Three weeks go by and the man comes bursting through the doors and says, Joe, I want you to fix me up with every f*cking drink you got in the house!

Joe says, Geez, doesnt anyone in your family love women?

The man says, Yeah, I just found out my wife does…