Two guys were at a bar arguing with their friend who was a midget. Sudden out of nowhere, the Pope walks into the bar! Oh my god its the pope they all say at once the midget says to the guys Thats it Im going ask him. So he walks up to the Pope and asks Sir, are there midget nuns in America?, No, no, no. says the Pope Are there midget nuns in the entire world? No, no, no. says the Pope Are there even such things as midget nuns? No, no, no. says the Pope. His friends burst out chanting, Joe screwed a penguin, Joe screwed a penguin…