03
Jul

Be careful whose fingers you have in your mouth.

Theres this woman whos in a bar and she walks up to the bartender. He has a beard, and she starts running her fingers through it and eventually sticks a couple of fingers in his mouth.
She asks him if hes the manager, and he says no; so she says: could you tell the manger that theres no handsoap or toilet paper in the ladies room?

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