A bear was chasing a rabbit around the woods, when the rabbit came across a magic frog. He said that if they stopped fighting hed grant them 3 wishes each Bear, you go first the frog said. So the bear wished that all the bears in the wood except him were female. The rabbit then asked for a motorbike. poof, two wishes left. duh, thought the bear, rabbit could have just asked for money and then he could have bought his own motorbike So bear then wished that all the bears except him in the next wood were female too. The rabbit then asked for a motorcycle helmet, put it on and kickstarted the engine. The bear was shocked at how thick the rabbit was being, he could have asked for more money and bought his own

Rabbit, your last wish the frog said. The rabbit said: I wish the bear was gay, and drove off into the distance.