One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy whos only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.

The plane crashed and Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to Hell, and Bill went to heaven–temporarily for 20 minutes.

On their way back, they bumped into each other and Phil said, Oh, my ONLY hope in the world is to see the Virgin Mary, and Bill Clinton replies… Sorry, buddy, youre 15 minutes late!