A
guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect
breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let
me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps
walking away. He turns around, runs around the block
and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000
dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; Im not that kind of woman! Got
it?" So the guy runs around the next block and
faces her again. "Would you let me bite your
breasts

just once for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm,
$10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here.
Lets go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her
blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts
caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,
licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting
them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well?
Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much……………"