Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asks, Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?

Yes, Father, it is.

And, who was the woman you were with?

Sure and I cant be tellin you, Father. I dont want to ruin her
reputation.

Well, Tommy, Im sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now.Was it Brenda OMalley?

I cannot say.

Was it Patricia Kelly?

Ill never tell.

Was it Liz Shannon?

Im sorry, but I cant name her.

Was it Cathy Morgan?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Fiona McDonald, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. Youre a steadfast lad, Tommy
Shaughnessy,and I admire that. But youve sinned, and you must
atone.You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now.

Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, Whatd you get?

Three months vacation and five good leads! says Tommy.