Blind Snake

Oh, please excuse me! said the bunny. I didnt mean to trip over you, but Im blind and couldnt see you there.
Thats perfectly all right, replied the snake. It was MY fault. I didnt mean to trip you, but Im blind too, and I didnt see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?
Well, I really dont know, said the bunny. Since Im blind, Ive never seen myself. Perhaps you could examine me and then well both know?So the snake felt the bunny all over and said, Well, youre soft and cuddly; you have long silky ears, a fluffy little tail and a twitchy little nose … you must be a BUNNY RABBIT! [The little blind bunny was so pleased at this that he danced with joy.] The bunny said, I cant thank you enough. What kind of animal are you, sir?
The snake said he didnt know, for the same reason. The bunny agreed to examine him, and when he finished the snake asked, So, what kind of animal am I?
The bunny said, Youre hard, youre cold, youre slimy, and you havent got any balls — you must be a lawyer.

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