Blonde and Redhead

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 Oclock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump, and the redhead replied, Ill take that bet! Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.

The redhead said, I cant take this, youre my friend.

The blonde said, No. A bets a bet. You won the money.

So the redhead said, Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 Oclock news, so I cant take your money.

The blonde replied,… Well, so did I, but I never thought hed jump again!

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