One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went on a camping trip. The first night out, the redhead went hunting, and came back in the morning with a huge deer. The blonde asked, How did you kill that deer?

The redhead said, Well, I followed the tracks of the deer and shot it.

The second night, the brunnete went hunting and came back in the morning with a big deer. The blonde once again asked, How did you kill that deer?

The brunnette said, I just followed the tracks and shot it.

The third night, the blonde went out hunting, and came back in the morning with a ripped shirt, bloody nose, and her hair all messed up. The redhead and the brunnette asked her what happened, and the blonde said, I followed the tracks but then the train hit me.