Little Willie had a gambling problem. Hed bet on anything. One day, Willies father consulted his teacher.

The teacher said. Mr.Gaines, I think I know how to teach Willie a real lesson. Well trap him into a big wager that hell lose.

Willies father agreed to cooperate with the plan.

The next day at school, the teacher watched Willie making wagers with the other children, and she said, Willie, I want you to remain after class.

When the others had left the classroom, Willie walked up to the teacher. Before she could say a word, he said, Dont say it, Miss Brown; I know what youre going to say, but youre a liar!

Willie! the startled teacher said. What are you talking about.

Your a fake! Willie continued.How can I believe anything you tell me? Youve got this blond hair on top, but Ive seen your bush and its pitch black!

Trying to keep her cool, the teacher said, Willie that isnt true.

Ill bet a dollar it is ! Willie challenged.

The teacher saw her chance to teach Willie his lesson.Make it five dollars and you have a bet, she said.

Youre on! Willie whipped out a five dollar bill. Before anyone could come into the room, Miss Brown. dropped her panties, spread her legs, and showed Willie that her pubic hair was as blond as the hair on top of her head.

Willie hung his head. You win, he said, handing her the fiver. Miss. Brown couldnt wait for him to leave so she could get to a phone to call his father. She reported what had happened. Mr. Gaines, she said, I think weve finally taught him his lesson.

The hell we have, the father muttered. This morning Willie bet me ten dollars that hed see your pussy before the day was over.