06
Feb

Blonde quickies 201-220

201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?

A: A blond electrician

202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A1: So brunettes can remember them.

A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldnt fit.

203. Q: Why wasnt the Virgin Mary a blonde ????

A: She wouldnt have been old enough to bear children!

204. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

205. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A: A thought.

206. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?

A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.

207. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?

A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.

208. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husbands car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

209. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?

A: She liked to be filled with cream.

210. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?

A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?

211. Q: Why do blondes have periods?

A: They deserve them

212. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

A: Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

213. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?

A: Because theyre simple, easy and they taste good.

214. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

215. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?

A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

216. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?

A: By the ears.

217. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

218. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?

A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

219. Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

A: A brain tumor.

220. Q: Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?

A: Because you dont have to marry them for sex!

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