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Jan

Blonde quickies 6

Blonde quickies 6
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans?

Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She say Next
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: Hes had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: Thanks for the refill!

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonds ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they dont know any better.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: Whats a lightbulb?
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, Daaady!

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