Three men were hiking through the jungle. All of a sudden a tribe of natives surrounded them, kidnapped them and hauled them to their village. Bound, they were brought before the chief, and the entire village. The chief stood up and said: you each have the choice death or bonja bonja, if you choose bonja, bonja you will live.
Man number one thought to himself well I dont want to die, I just got married. So he chose bonja, bonja. The chief smiled. The entire male half of the tribe ran up and bum rushed him. Man number one, although barely able to walk, surrvived.
Man number two, although horrified, thought to himself I cant die, I just won the lottery and have every opportunity in the world, and look man number one survived. So boldly he declared I choose bonja, bonja!. Once again all the males ran up behind him and had their way. In tears man number two hobbled away, in pain but alive.
It is now man number threes turn, he is puking in complete disgust and thinking to himself no WAY, not me. Anything but that, even death would be better than that!
He turns looks the cheif straight in the eye and says I choose death!
The chief chuckles to himself and says
Alright DEATH………..BY BONJA, BONJA!
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