Book about commiting suicide (insensitive)

A young nervous looking chap sheepishly approaches the Librarian and asks if she has any books on committing suicide?

Yes, she replies, aisle 3, third shelf down.

About five minutes later the guy comes back and says, Im sorry, but I cant find anything!

Hmm, well, the buggers never bring them back you know!

(Sent by the mate of mine in the UK)

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