I have a friend whose job is to process book orders that people have placed by mail. Sometimes, the books ordered tell a whole story in and of themselves. Here are three that caused quite the laughs:

One order for two books:

1. How to win every argument

2. Conversations with God

Another order:

For My Only True Love

Note – please send three copies

Last order for four books:

Getting along with mean people

How not to be mean

How to stay lovers for life – two copies please