Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

Come have a look over here, says Neil, Its Obidiah Jones grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87.

Thats nothing, says Jeb, heres one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died.

Just then, Dub yells out, But heres a fella that died when he was 145 years old!

What was his name? asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, Miles, from Austin.

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