Bumper stickers

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  • Constipated People Dont Give A Crap.
  • Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
  • If You Dont Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
  • Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
  • If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
  • Thank You For Pot Smoking.
  • Impotence: Natures Way Of Saying No Hard Feelings.
  • If You Can Read This, Ive Lost My Trailer.
  • The Earth Is Full – Go Home
  • I Have The Body Of A God….Buddha
  • This Would Be Really Funny If It Werent Happening To Me
  • Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
  • If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
  • The Face Is Familiar But I Cant Quite Remember My Name
  • Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
  • Illiterate? Write For Help
  • Honk If Anything Falls Off
  • He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
  • Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
  • Its Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
  • I Havent Lost My Mind, Its Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
  • If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then Youre Doing It Wrong…
  • Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
  • If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
  • Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
  • Ax Me About Ebonics
  • Boldly Going Nowhere
  • Cat: The Other White Meat
  • Caution – Driver Legally Blonde!
  • Dont Be Sexist – Broads Hate That
  • Heart Attacks… Gods Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
  • Honk If Youve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
  • How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
  • If You Cant Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
  • Saw It… Wanted It… Had A Fit… Got It!
  • What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull

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