17
May

Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house in the ritzier area of town. Hes sure that
theres nobody home but he sneaks in, doesnt turn on any lights and heads
for where he thinks the valuables are kept.

He hears a voice say, I can see you! Jesus can see you, too!

He freezes in his tracks! He doesnt move a muscle!

A couple of minutes go by. The voice repeats I can see you! Jesus can
see you, too!

He slowly takes out his flashlight, switches it on and looks around the
room. He sees a bird cage with a parrot in it. Did you say that?

The parrot says again, I can see you! Jesus can see you, too!

Hah! So what?! Youre just a parrot! says the burglar.

I may be just a parrot, replies the parrot. But Jesus is a
Doberman!

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