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Apr

Can I take his place?

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

So, what is it? grumbled the governor.

Judge Garber has just died said the attorney, and I want to take his place.

The governor replied: Well, its OK with me if its OK with the undertaker.

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