Three midgets walk into a library. The first one claims that he has the smallest hands in the world. The second claims that he has the smallest feet in the world. The third claims that his penis is the smallest in the world.

So each one checks the Guiness Book of World Records. The first comes back and is happy: I have the smallest hands in the world. The second comes back and is also happy: I have the smallest feet in the world. The third midget comes back and is pissed: Whos Carl Givens?