Saint Peter is standing at the gates of Heaven when nature calls. He asks Jesus
to take his place and tells Jesus what to do.

After a while, an old man approaches the gates and Jesus proceeds to ask him
some questions, What was your occupation?

The old man answers, I was a carpenter.

Jesus asks, Did you have any children?

Well, answers the old man, I had a son, but he left me a long time ago. He
had holes in his hands and feet.

Father? asks Jesus surprised.

The old man asks, Pinocchio?