Cogito, ergo sum.

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, really thirsty and hankering for a cool beer. The bartender, seeing a person of such celebrated status walk in, thinks Ive got to set this guy up with something really nice! So he says to Descartes, Mr. Descartes, would you like a nice snifter of cognac or perhaps some whisky from Scotland? On the house?

Descartes replies, Oh, I think not…and promptly disappears!

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