[Ed: This is a collection of the better shuttle jokes, presented long after the
tragedy. You may well have heard of these. There are more, but Im not
posting them. As usual, do not send any extras to me, and since the
submitter asked to be anonymous, you cant send to him either. ]

SHUTTLE JOKES

Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
A: One blew left and one blew right.

Q: What were Christa McAuliffes last words?
A: Whats this button do?

Q: What were Christa McAuliffes last words to her husband?
A: You feed the kids – Ill feed the fish.

Q: What was the Shuttles last transmission?
A: I said BUD LITE!

Q: What does NASA stand for?
A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts
A2: Need Another Shuttle Also
A3: Chicken Kiev [Ed: Punchline to another joke.]

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
A: They didnt know it was going to blow up.

Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?
A: Ocean Spray – It was their second choice because they couldnt
get 7-UP.

Q: When the next shuttle launches into space, what will the senior
controller say?
A: 72, 73, 74 BOOM! – Just kidding guys!

Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common?
A: They both should have stayed on the pad.

Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common?
A: Theyre all looking for a tight seal.

Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen?
A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to
be a naval officer?
A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, theyll
have a rated officer onboard.

Q: What do Christa McAuliffe and Donna Rice have in common.
A: They both went down on the challenger.

Q: Did you hear that they are sending up another teacher on the next
shuttle mission?
A: Shes going to be a substitute.