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Collection of Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama is so old, the milk in her tits is stale!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a lit cigaret she said hey,who turned off the heat.

yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mamas teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, i got sunshine on a cloudy day…..

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed its own website.

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo mamas so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesnt get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mamas so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mamas so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mamas so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mamas so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat that her drivers license says, Picture continued on other side.

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mamas so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamas so ugly, shes like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

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