Richard Branson, after naming his record company, film company and airline Virgin Records, Virgin Films, and Virgin Atlantic respectively breaks into the condom market. Finally he has a product that is in some way associated to the name of the company. So what does he do? Names them Mates condoms. What a wasted opportunity. Perhaps he thought people would only use them on virgins.

Jiffy Condoms

A competitor (at least in the UK) is Jiffy condoms. They ran a campaign a couple of years back with some amazing T-shirts with the following slogans: (There were more, but I cant remember them).

Got a stiffy?

Wear a Jiffy.

Me no daft, me no silly,

Me wear Jiffy on my Willy.

Real men come in a Jiffy.

If shes hot and needs some succour

Wear a Jiffy so you can fuck her.

Old Halloween gag

Heard about the two homosexual ghosts?

They put the willies up each other.