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May

Country Tunes

Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause Im Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Wont Go Away?

I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

I Dont Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

I Keep Forgettin I Forgot About You

Im Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

Ive Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

If Love Were Oil, Id Be A Quart Low

My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

Oh, Ive Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

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