The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and
a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas
insurance agent.

Attorney: At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable
you had never felt better in your life?

Farmer: Thats right.

Attorney: Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were
seriously injured when my clients auto hit your wagon?

Farmer: When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who
had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog,
who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I
just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words
to say Ive never felt better in my life.