There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say
on a date…

Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?

I really dont like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use
this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

No wine for me tonight. My urologist says its not good to mix
alcohol and penicillin.

I refuse to get cable. Thats how they keep tabs on you.

People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldnt hurt to
consider it.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesnt hear my voice
on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that Ive grown in the past few years. Used to be I
wouldnt have given someone like you a second look.

And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

I know you said you dont eat anything with a face. But a good
butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

Its been tough, but Ive come to accept that most people I date just
wont be as smart as I am.