13
Nov

Dead End

Three women friend, one jewish and two gentiles, are killed in a fatal traffic accident. They arrive together in Heaven at the Pearly Gates and are met by St Peter.



St. Peter to the first woman Name?


First Woman Jane Smith


St. Peter Enter the blue door on the right



St. Peter to the second woman Name?


Second Woman Ann Jones


St. Peter Enter the blue door on the right



St. Peter to the third woman Name?


Third Woman Rachel Rabbinowitz


St. Peter Enter the red door on the left


Third woman Hold on a minute St Peter. Ive been the best of friends with the other two women for the past thirty years ever since my husband died, in which time weve gone everywhere together and done everything together, even died together in the same crash and now your sending us of seperately. Why cant I go with my two pals so that we can still be together?


St Peter Dont you want to get your hair done first!!!

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