30
May

Dead lawyer joke

A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. There must be some mistake, the lawyer argues. Im too young to die. Im only fifty five.

Fifty five? says Saint Peter. No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.

How in the world did you get that number? the lawyer asks.

Answers St. Peter: We added up the billable hours you charged your clients.

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