In 1852, Boston police arrested Emma Snodgrass for wearing pants. In those days, women were not allowed to wear pants.

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, starring at a girl wearing the tightest pants hes ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him, and he walks over and asks, How do you get into those pants?

The young woman looks him over and replies, Well, you could start by buying me a drink.

Sandy (AKA Ms Sam)

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