Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving.
New Neighbor: Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly.
Neighbor 1: So, what is it you do for a living?
New Neighbor: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.
Neighbor 1: Deductive reasoning, whats that?
New Neighbor: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.
Neighbor 1: Thats right.
New Neighbor: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.
Neighbor 1: Right again.
New Neighbor: Since you have a famly, I deduce that you have a wife.
Neighbor 1: Correct.
New Neighbor: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.
Neighbor 1: Yup.
New Neighbor: That is deductive reasoning.
Neighbor 1: Cool.
Later that same day:
Neighbor 1: Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door.
Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?
Neighbor 1: Yes, and he has an interesting job.
Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah, what does he do?
Neighbor 1: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.
Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning, what is that?
Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?
Neighbor 2: No.
Neighbor 1: Fag!
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