One day a little boy was playing with his airplane in the dining room while his mom was in the kitchen making dinner.

He decided that it was time for the plane to come in for a landing.

He set it down on the table and said, All you assholes who want to get off, get the hell off! All you assholes that want to stay on, stay the hell on!

Hearing this, the boys mother comes running out of the kitchen and says, I cant believe that…where did you hear…go to your room until I call you! Okay, mom, says the boy as he sulks up to his room.

About an hour later, the boys mom calls him back downstairs and says, You are a young boy and we dont use that kind of language in this in this house.

Okay, says the boy and goes back to playing with the airplane. All right, all passengers wishing to depart the plane, please do so. All passengers wishing to remain on the plane, please do so. And all you assholes who want to complain about the hours delay, go talk to the bitch in the kitchen!